supreme-leader-stoat:

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

supreme-leader-stoat:

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

Who wants to see how the previous owners of my house plugged in the microwave

Show us the horrors Ivan

This is brought to you by the generation that ridicules millennials for having no DIY skills

The first rule of electrical safety is to be yourself and have fun.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

catchymemes:

(via ill-burn-that-bridge-eventually)

softpastelqueer:

theprideful:

i have never related so much to a tiktok

(via ill-burn-that-bridge-eventually)

sexygrammaticalerrors:

This dad joke is the peak of grateness.

(via that-twink-over-there)

sandmandaddy69:

(via ill-burn-that-bridge-eventually)

thegreyzenn:

She is right thou

(via cosmic-froot)

throathole:

Gay men with daddy issues: yes sir I’m your good boy 🥺🥺🙈🥵😫 ruff ruff awooo :3c

Straight men with daddy issues: I am going to manipulate and emotionally poison every person who has the misfortune of getting near me

(via that-twink-over-there)

2urban2fantasy:

keskaowl:

coloredcompulsion:

tags from coloredcompulsion:

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

(via spongebobssquarepants)

himborc:

maamlet:

oh youre bi? why dont you “bi” me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

(via my-lil-spot)